Tuesday, March 29, 2011

So When I Send You A Text You'll Know What I'm Saying!

So here are some codes for seniors:

ATD - At the Doctor's
BFF - Best Friends Funeral
BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM - Covered by Medicare
CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center
DWI - Driving While Incontinent
FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
FYI - Found Your Insulin
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL - Living on Lipitor
LWO - Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR - On My Massage Recliner
OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!
TTYL - Talk to You Louder
WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again
WTP - Where's the Prunes
WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil

I have no idea who to give credit for these to but whoever dreamed them up - thank you!

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28 comments:

  1. Janet,March 29, 2011 at 1:26 PM

    Oh my, how funny! I would HASM (have a senior moment) and forget what they meant, though. I love the 'bring your own teeth' one.

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  2. AmyMarch 29, 2011 at 1:26 PM

    Oh, you don't need those!

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  3. HelenMarch 29, 2011 at 1:34 PM

    LOL!!! Love it!

    GG, GP

    (gotta go, gotta pee!)

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  4. RubyMarch 29, 2011 at 1:59 PM

    Thanks for a good laugh!

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  5. Pamela KiefferMarch 29, 2011 at 3:19 PM

    perfect

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  6. Vroomans' QuiltsMarch 29, 2011 at 3:21 PM

    How funny - thanks for the laugh.

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  7. Mad about CraftMarch 29, 2011 at 3:28 PM

    As someone who works with older people I really can see the funny side of these and Oh! how true!

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  8. JoyMarch 29, 2011 at 4:57 PM

    Hilarious, thanks for the giggles!!
    Hugs,
    Joy :o)

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  9. ValMarch 29, 2011 at 5:22 PM

    This is hilarious!!!

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  10. Julie FukudaMarch 29, 2011 at 6:46 PM

    Love it and the comments too! (and I actually hate trying to figure out what all those letters mean as they seem to be replacing real words more and more these days).

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  11. Diane HMarch 29, 2011 at 8:48 PM

    Too Funny! I will be laughing for sure the next time a text comes in. Thanks.

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  12. Jane's Fabrics and QuiltsMarch 29, 2011 at 10:36 PM

    Oh my those are too too funny!!

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  13. WendyMarch 29, 2011 at 11:20 PM

    You funny girl you! Thank you for the laugh! :)

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  14. Arkansas PattiMarch 30, 2011 at 6:24 AM

    Those are priceless and thanks for the laugh. I will never look at the electronic short cuts the same way again.

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  15. Grammy StaffyMarch 30, 2011 at 6:51 AM

    hugs

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  16. Needled MomMarch 30, 2011 at 9:46 AM

    My brother sent this to me and I was going to post it on my blog too. Isn't it hysterical????

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  17. Yumm yumz by patticakesMarch 30, 2011 at 10:09 AM

    These are hysterical! I never got around to figuring out the traditional abbreviations so I think I will use these instead!
    Thank you soooo much for the morning laugh!

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  18. AnonymousMarch 30, 2011 at 12:15 PM

    Too Funny. I'm trying to get it all memorized. I had to google one I got the other day. PPU. Pick Up Pending. You can add that one to the list!! Pam

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  19. AnonymousMarch 30, 2011 at 1:03 PM

    Thanks for posting these - I needed a good laugh today!

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  20. SandyMarch 30, 2011 at 1:46 PM

    These are hilarious !!! just what us seniors needed - our own language.

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  21. Pat - ArkansasMarch 30, 2011 at 2:40 PM

    I can visualize the texted invitation now: DNR@8 BYOT. Fortunately, my phone plan (by choice) does not include texting. I'm lost when it comes to the shortcuts.

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  22. VivianMarch 30, 2011 at 8:25 PM

    Thanks for the laugh!!!!!!

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  23. TeresaMarch 30, 2011 at 9:10 PM

    Very cute...my favorite..ROTFL CGU, might want to add PIMP (Peeed in my pants) lol

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  24. Carrie P.March 30, 2011 at 9:24 PM

    too funny! Yay! for Lawrence Welk. I still watch his show on PBS tv.

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  25. Coloring Outside the LinesMarch 31, 2011 at 7:30 AM

    Every one of them-perfect. I will have to try them out on my granddaughter, but I have fat finger syndrome...she texts at 100 words per second and I am still typing hello. Those durn letters are too little. ツ

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  26. nannyMarch 31, 2011 at 1:35 PM

    Those are priceless!!! I love 'em.

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  27. Michelle May-The Raspberry RabbitsMarch 31, 2011 at 8:30 PM

    Haaaaaaaaaaa!!! These are fabulous!! OMSG!!! Oh my sorry Gas!!! Oh I almost pee'd my pants on that one! I was behind an older fella in Lowes the other day...let's just say he left a stinky trail and I was down wind! Oy!
    xx, shell

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  28. Jacquie WallaceApril 4, 2011 at 3:08 PM

    I'm going to have to start memorizing several of those!

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