So here are some codes for seniors:
ATD - At the Doctor's
BFF - Best Friends Funeral
BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM - Covered by Medicare
CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center
DWI - Driving While Incontinent
FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
FYI - Found Your Insulin
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL - Living on Lipitor
LWO - Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR - On My Massage Recliner
OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!
TTYL - Talk to You Louder
WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again
WTP - Where's the Prunes
WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil
I have no idea who to give credit for these to but whoever dreamed them up - thank you!
28 comments:
Oh my, how funny! I would HASM (have a senior moment) and forget what they meant, though. I love the 'bring your own teeth' one.
Oh, you don't need those!
LOL!!! Love it!
GG, GP
(gotta go, gotta pee!)
Thanks for a good laugh!
perfect
How funny - thanks for the laugh.
As someone who works with older people I really can see the funny side of these and Oh! how true!
Hilarious, thanks for the giggles!!
Hugs,
Joy :o)
This is hilarious!!!
Love it and the comments too! (and I actually hate trying to figure out what all those letters mean as they seem to be replacing real words more and more these days).
Too Funny! I will be laughing for sure the next time a text comes in. Thanks.
Oh my those are too too funny!!
You funny girl you! Thank you for the laugh! :)
Those are priceless and thanks for the laugh. I will never look at the electronic short cuts the same way again.
hugs
My brother sent this to me and I was going to post it on my blog too. Isn't it hysterical????
These are hysterical! I never got around to figuring out the traditional abbreviations so I think I will use these instead!
Thank you soooo much for the morning laugh!
Too Funny. I'm trying to get it all memorized. I had to google one I got the other day. PPU. Pick Up Pending. You can add that one to the list!! Pam
Thanks for posting these - I needed a good laugh today!
These are hilarious !!! just what us seniors needed - our own language.
I can visualize the texted invitation now: DNR@8 BYOT. Fortunately, my phone plan (by choice) does not include texting. I'm lost when it comes to the shortcuts.
Thanks for the laugh!!!!!!
Very cute...my favorite..ROTFL CGU, might want to add PIMP (Peeed in my pants) lol
too funny! Yay! for Lawrence Welk. I still watch his show on PBS tv.
Every one of them-perfect. I will have to try them out on my granddaughter, but I have fat finger syndrome...she texts at 100 words per second and I am still typing hello. Those durn letters are too little. ツ
Those are priceless!!! I love 'em.
Haaaaaaaaaaa!!! These are fabulous!! OMSG!!! Oh my sorry Gas!!! Oh I almost pee'd my pants on that one! I was behind an older fella in Lowes the other day...let's just say he left a stinky trail and I was down wind! Oy!
xx, shell
I'm going to have to start memorizing several of those!
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