I did not write this. I couldn't dream this one up. :) But it's about the funniest e-mail I've gotten in a long time. So appropriate at this point in my life. It could probably apply to those of you who are just hormonal right now.
Best Menopause Question Ever
Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?
Woman's Answer: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT
ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !! I'm sorry. What was the question?
28 comments:
Amen Sister!
Good one!
That was GOOD!!!!
Hugs,
Bonnie
oh, what a giggle! thanks for that one.
Been there, done that, and probably always will. I don't think we every really get finished with menopause. As long as there are MEN around we will always be in MENopause, bless their little hearts!
That's too funny. I can only blame it on that it's time for the kids to go back to school. They need a break from me!
I've got a little something for you on my blog. You can play along or just know you're appreciated.
Too true! And somedays, this is the "lite" version of the diatribe! Thanks for sharing this gem!
Gee Whiz, and I though I was the only one with that problem. Tends to get under your skin, don't it?
ROFL!!! Actually, that sounds a bit like my mother . . . . Much love, Raquel XO
Oh boy...my husband is in big trouble. I'm not menopausal yet and I already sound like that.
And here I was thinking no would could possibly understand me!!! LOVE IT! It made me feel more normal!
~Marlene~
Good morning Marlene :)
Apply that story to when Aunt Flo comes around and that would be me...yikes!
As far as what would I change... my belly. I had two cesareans. Funny thing... I asked for a body like Marilyn Monroe when I was a skinny mini growing up and he granted me that prayer, only to find out later that my figure would be out of style when I finally got it LOL
hugs,
rue
Oh yeah....that's so true. Remember, there is life AFTER menopause, I promise.
- Suzanne, the Farmer's Wife
Sisters of menopause will get those bulbs changed. Too funny of a story.
Osagebluffquilter
Ahh...! Hilarious! And SOO true!
Have you been e-mailing my mother? I swear she wrote that. LOL
I'm still laughing at your post 10 minutes later. I stole it for my blog but I gave your credit with a link back to your blog. Hope you don't mind but this was two funny to keep a secret. I love your blog and I'm glad I found it while looking for sewing blogs today! I quilt also. I'll be back later to finish looking it over. Cindy P.S. I love your UFO list, so unique!
Make that "too" funny....not "two" funny! LOL!
That may be the funniest thing I've heard in a very long time!!! Sad part is, I could have written it - word for word!!
That's the truth, nothing to do about menopause. You're funny!
lmao!!
TFF!
Ty for sharing! <-- printing that out and taping it to the kids bathroom mirror :D LOL!!
I'm SO passing this on to my mother...
That was so funny. Thanks for the laugh!
bless our hormones!
,,,,,,,with which we are all famliar!
love, Angie, xx
Menopause may not have hit just yet for me -- but my husband is ready to 'hole up in the garage' if that joke is anywhere near reality.
Enjoy your day, Marlene! I truly enjoy mine when I come to 'visit' you.
As I am sitting here dripping in my own hot flash, I am also laughing out loud! Good one! LOL
Have a wonderful Labor Day Weekend!
HAHAHAHAH, That was just down right hillarious. Wouldn't it be scarry if our families video taped us when we were on a tirade like this? Just about once a month you can hear me acting just like this...poor family, no forget them, Poor ME! LOL
Melissa
Hilarious!!
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