Wednesday, September 17, 2008
I Don't Like:
1. Shoes that have ridges on the bottom. You know the kind? The kind that bring in leaves and twigs and dirt clods from outdoors and deposit them on your newly mopped floor? That kind. The kind that no one in your family will claim belong to them?
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2. Vitamin counters with shelf after shelf of vitamins and herbs but no information at all on what each one will do. Like I should remember what each one does? If I need something for memory do they honestly think I'm gonna' remember the name of the one herb that might help with that? And if I need something for energy do they think I feel like standing there studying all the vitamins to figure out which one might have the most of something that I heard once on tv - I have no energy people, I can't stand there that long!
3. Water faucets in public bathrooms that no matter how slightly you turn them on, splash water all over the sink. And you can't wash your hands without getting water from the sink on your clothes. And then they have blow dryers for your hands but no paper towels so either you leave a mess, or the person before you left a mess. And even if they do have paper towels and you try to clean up the water, have you noticed that there's always someone there staring at you like, "why in the world are you wiping up the sink in a public bathroom?" that kind of look? What, you don't clean up your mess?
4. People who say, "you look familiar...have we met before?" How do I know if we met before if you don't know if we met before? If you can't remember what makes you think I remember? And if we did meet before but you don't remember me, did you just insult me? And if we did meet before and you don't remember me, what makes you think I will admit that I remember you? Did any of that make sense?
Got any "don't likes" you want to share?
Uh oh, this is not the tone of my usual posts. Does this mean my hormones are acting up again?